GAS IS FUCKED. SHITPOST THE PUMPS.
Zionists Did That. Now You Do This. Let everyone know who's behind this.
I DID THAT
PAIN AT THE PUMP
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“This sticker got me banned from 3 gas stations and I'd do it again.”
@BasedPumpTroll
Undisclosed
“Slapped it on a Cybertruck at the Supercharger. Owner cried in 4K. Content.”
@GasStationGremlin
Nowhere, FL
“Bought the 100-pack for my whole Discord. Coordinated pump drop Saturday.”
@MemeLord42069
Mom's Basement
“Government did that... I did this. Posted the security cam footage. 50k views.”
@TrollAtThePump
Every Gas Station, USA
“My therapist says I need healthier coping mechanisms. I said no, I need more stickers.”
@ChaosAgent_IRL
Your Local Shell
“Put one on the pump at 2am. Camera caught me. Manager posted it. I went viral. W.”
@SlapAndDash
Allegedly, TX
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